*I have just signed up to take A-level Art, Physics and English. I have no idea what the hell I was thinking when I chose Physics, since I only barely passed my O-level, but what's done is done I guess... So, back to school in two weeks or so. I probably sound like a complete nerd but I can't wait.

*I am also creating a board game with my little brother (he is the Mikey to my Gerard, for seriously. We would get married if we could :D) based off of this only our version has the players as bands and they have to go around the board collecting instruments and fighting "monsters" like an angry manager and a groupie who's really a man and a zombie support group XD I will post photos as soon as it's done I swear!

*I have gone everywhere since saturday with a scarf tied around my knee and I even drew a little star on my cheek yesterday. I think I have Bill-Beckett-symdrome. This is because of Fast Times At Barrington High, which is the best album ever.

Here's a little something while I practice for my epic My Chem vs. Zombie-robot-vampires comic!fic:



I guess you could call this the Before I Pull This Trigger Graphic Novel? Sort of? Anyway, it'll be like, about ten-to-fifteen pages long, while I work out how this whole comic-writing thing works.

Oh, Jesus. 


I am going to write a comic!fic. It will have Gerard's drawing's coming to life and wrecking apocalyptic havoc, Ray fixing everything, Mikey being asleep and Frank being cute. Only problem is, if you were Gerard, how would you get rid of a world-ending army of zombie-robot vampires? 

I WENT ON A BATMAN-DOWLOADING RAMPAGE AND NOW CANNOT FOCUS ON ANYTHIINNGGG EEELLSEEEE D:

Why, DC comics? Why?

      Okaay, so I stay up till 6 in the morning on Sunday(from 2am) to watch the VMAs only to find out my little sister should have been watching them instead. I mean, Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, Drake and Josh aaand guys from High School Musical?! Everyone either had cleavage twice the size of their brains, was underage or black... no wonder we have no decent music these days (NB I am not racist I just hate rap, just like any self-respecting rocker) And Pete was sickeningly cute. Not in a good way, either. All that being said, I am totally straight for Russel Brand *eyes light up with little hearts in*

      Overcome by a huge sense of OMG-I'm-too-young-to-work-a-full-time-job-I-am-not-middle-aged-yet-you-bastards I have decided to go to Higher Secondary. For all you foreigners, I have no idea what that is but probably college... I'm going to get A-levels, anyway. Which means, yay, school again! I am a huge nerd tbh.

      I really want to write future!fic where they're all, like, fifty and have grey hair and rush aroung chasing each other's kids and stuff... maybe Pete/ Patrick with Joe happily married with kids, or Brendon/ Ryan with Jon being the straight one, or you get the idea. I'm putting it off for now though, cause I always think that type of fic is really sad so you guys'll have to wait till I'm feeling more depressed before I type it up.

Misery Meal- The polar opposite of the Happy Meal...

          This is seriously, seriously the. Funniest. Thing. Since me and my brother spent a whole evening putting on old-man-cowboy voices and pretending to tell stories about the wild west (which had crossdressing!Bill Beckett, Sherrif!Toro-thighs, the Way brothers who didn't actually do anything except hang around looking emo in black stetsons and killing people's rattlesnakes, Brendon as that-piano-playing-guy-in-the-bar, ect... I see a fic in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to write it).
        
  BACK TO THE POINT. BATMAN SPOOF, IN SCRIPT FORM. DO NOT LET THIS PUT YOU OFF.

>.> A LINK. YOU CAN HAS IT. Now run along and pls to stop thinking I've gone off the deep end D:

1. My parents have gone off to Sicily for three days and left my brother and sister at my grandma's, so i am completely and utterly alone in the house for three days to cope with what i am seriously afraid might turn out to be mild Bi-polar Disorder (no, I'm not exaggerrating...)

2. I went to dye my hair a unique and wacky shade of pink that will blow people's minds... and my fucking hairdresser gave me muted violet that doesn't show inside. I find it terribly, terribly disappointing that Gerard Way has pinker hair than me D:

3.  I finished my completely awesome Panic At The Disco/ Batman crossover crack!fic (ghostmachines that was all your fault for saying the henchmen look like they're from a Panic video), and it's even been beta'd, but LJ is messing with me and won't put it under a cut. Is this happening to anyone else?!

4. I spent 22.85 euros on Batman comics (A Death In The Family and Going Sane) and have ordered the first All-star Batman book in hardback, which will set me back another 30-odd euros when I go pick it up on the 18th. Money managenent skills are things that happen to other people, I think...

  



idek you guys

     So, I've been released, out on parole, a citizen again ect. Apparently I have an ulcer in embarrassing places that I'm going to have to go get checked out again in two months' time, but apart from that I'm just hunky dory.... 

     Hunky-dory-er now I've heard the most brilliant news an anime nut and  extreme batman fan could ever hope to hear- they made an ANIME OF THE NOLAN FILMS! XDXDXD! As in, there are a bunch of different artists who each made a short anime film, each from different angles and points of view, based directly on incidents that may have occurred between Batman Begins and Dark Knight. There are 5 in all. What's so great about this is, I've already encountered these artists, because they did the same thing for the Matrix (it's called the Animatrix) and they rocked my socks so far off they probably reached the moon. AWESOMEEEE!-

      So, I'm typing this from a hospital bed, wishing my arm would just stfu and stop hurting like a bitch...
Nothing serious though. My mum rushed me to the emergency ward last night because she thought I had appendicitis (which I don't thank god) but they're still keeping until tomorrow morning to do more tests and stuff. And they insisted on putting me on a drip, so I can't move my right elbow and because the ac makes everything so goddamn cold, my whole arm's stiff and painful. Oh, and the jokes about hospital food? They're not jokes D:

     Well, it's been a while... a while in which:

A) I went to watch Batman for a second time, this time at a much better cinema with a much huger screen, even though I couldn't afford it.
B) I almost fainted with joy at the sight of The Joker and Batman t-shirts in FCUK... on sale!!!!
C) I got really into Bat-fandom.

Fic-wise: to utterbasketcase and thesleepless84, I am really sorry the space-fic is taking so long but, with any luck, it's gonna be worth the wait, so bear with me. Other than that, what BAtman pairing should I write, Joker/ Two-face or Joker/ Scarecrow? For great examples of Joker-fics (to get you into this too ^^) go read http://saint-sorrows.livejournal.com/16446.html#cutid1 (Gerard/ Joker slash) and http://mercuriazs.livejournal.com/124044.html (Joker/ Scarecrow slash)

Pretty much speaks for itself, eh? Drawn on the bus in my diary coming home from work...

      OMG they weren't exaggerrating when they said Joker was Heath Ledger's best performance. I was afraid that Christopher Nolan wouldn't explore the Joker's character very well (I really really hated Batman Begins) but wow. Admittedly, I thought Jack Nicholson was more in keeping with the traditional Joker, but Heath Ledger's was just taken from a different angle... I wonder if anyone will ever have the guts to do a movie completely from the villain's point of view. Not with, like, the villain turning good at the end or just being a bit naughty, but a true, honest-to-god insane villain who wants to be a villain. That would be so interesting.

      Apart from Bat-dude, yesterday I totally had a threesome in the filthy bathroom of a gay bar. Who'd have thought? Lol, apparently the girl knew me from secondary school, and works in the same building as my mum... I can see how this could get awkward if I play my cards wrong...

      Aaaah I'm going to see Batman on saturday with ghostmachinesand then we're gonna go drink so much we'll probably throw up and it's gonna be awesome XD SO awesome! 
      I am way too excited about this...

      Aaaaah I finally got a new pair of shoes, real Converse this time, to replace the Vans with the holes 1" across in the soles...  anyway,the new ones are by this artist Tiffany something and have really cool swirly, blobby, line-y designs all over and the words "Jigaram, you are my liver" on the inside XD I love them already!

      I'm going to seriously look for a new job now, because my boss who hates me has told me to work today through to sunday, all night shifts D: 

     

      So, yesterday the monotony was broken by this guy I have never seen before in my life coming up to me at 2am (at work) to rant about the awful conditions battery chickens are kept in. And then my boss punched me because she thought I was chatting with a friend instead of  serving customers... 

      Damn I got really hyped about going to see Batman with Gary, and then I noticed it hasn't actually come out in Malta yet D: We must be the only ones in the whole world (including those tiny tribes in the sahara) who haven't seen it yet! But now I've got this little obsession with Batman in general, because then I went and watched the old movies, and looked up the comics on the ~worldwideweb and LOL NOW I REMEMBER WHY BATMAN IS MY FAVOURITE GAYEST SUPERHERO EVER ^^

      I am going to the hairdresser soon for what is something like my bi-annual hair-cut (if that). I'm either getting a Frank-hawk (skunk stripe and all) or a mikeyway with the stupid fake-sideburn-y things... IDK, cause maybe the 'hawk will make me look  too much like a guy. But I have the same face-shape as Frank so I know it'll suit me... GUH I hate making decisions! Maybe I'll just leave it grow and become a fro, because dude, yes, my hair does that...